Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Dirty, Dirty Fortune Cookie

Everyone Knows the Old Fortune Cookie Joke of adding "In Bed" to the end of the Fortunes. I have been doing this for years and now and have saved many of my favorites taped to the inside of my laptop. Here are some of my favorites. Add to the bottom if you have a favorite.

You will find great contentment in the daily, routine activities, In Bed

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm, In Bed

All the effort you are making will ultimately pay off, In Bed

Beauty is not in the face; it is the light in the heart, In Bed

Get into the spirit of the times, In Bed

If you continually give, you will continually have, In Bed

You are talented in many ways, In Bed

Your ideals are well within your reach, In Bed

Adjust finances, make budgets, to improve your standing, In Bed

A Smile is the most effective medicine, In Bed

No man will work for your interests, unless they are his, In Bed

Be sensitive, but not overly sensitive, In Bed

If you cant accept loosing, You cant win, In Bed

There will be plenty of time to work hard; Enjoy yourself, In Bed

Financial prosperity is coming your way, In Bed

To be mature is to accept imperfections, In Bed

9 Comments:

At 12:02 AM, Blogger SimpleGuy said...

"You use your creative talents to transform a business environment, in bed."

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Try and please your partner" in bed

 
At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You will grow closer to your family"

"You will achieve career success"

"You will meet hundreds of people"

 
At 10:39 PM, Anonymous Arika said...

"Don't let what you can't do interfer with what you can do, in bed"

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger davezor said...

I know this is an old blog, but I thought I'd let you know about an android (and soon to be iphone) app that I made called "Dirty Fortunes". Check it out on the android market and tell me what you think :-)

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"People have great respect for you, In Bed"

 
At 7:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'' It is time to try something new. In bed. xd

 
At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'' UPS world wide service. in bed

 
At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"plan to have some fun, in bed."

 

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